1. "President Biden, bring Brittney Griner home." - Ben Proudfoot, director of The Queen of Basketball, holding up his Oscar for best short documentary film.
2. "I'm the only sober one up here. Some things haven't changed in 30 years. You guys should have hooked me up." - Rosie Perez on her presenting reunion with White Men Can't Jump co-stars Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes, who joked about taking bong rips in the car on the way to the show.
3. "Documentaries make you feel smart, like you read a book or something, when all you really did was get high and watch Netflix."
- Chris Rock before handing the Best Documentary award to Questlove for Summer of Soul. But not before Will Smith thought his wife needed a Big Strong Man to defend her against one of Chris's jokes, and responded with violence and profanity (censored from the feed I watched) in the low point of the night. No wonder Smith cried through his acceptance speech; he could use more getting high, watching Netflix and chilling in his life. Apparently the ayahuasca he tried in 2021 didn't last, or wasn't properly integrated.
4. Tiffany Haddish fist-bumping Amy Schumer when she joked after the incident, "I've been getting out of that Spider-Man costume, did I miss anything?" Haddish, who voiced a stoner Kitty in the recent Freak Brothers cartoon with Harrelson, smoked a joint with Jada Pinkett Smith, along with Oscar co-host Regina Hall and Queen Latifah, in Girls Trip; she defended Will after the show.
RUNNERS UP:
- John Leguizamo clueing us in that the Oscar statue is modeled on Mexican-American actor Emilio Fernándezhttps://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1508261427823276034?s=20&t=28KDf4DBcoukE9lTnBXBwQ
- “I never thought that I would be here six days ago." - Rachel Zigler, who starred as Maria in West Side Story but wasn't invited to the ceremony until public outcry got her added as a presenter.
- Sebastian Yatra performing "Dos Oruguitas" by Lin-Manuel Miranda from Encanto, along with some beautiful dancing. (I liked this much better than the over-produced numbers in the show.)
- The "In Memoriam" segment, with tributes to Betty White, Sally Kellerman, and many others, and Bill Murray talking about how producer/director Ivan Reitman (Animal House, Stripes, Ghostbusters) was given a sleeping pill and wrapped in a blanket by his parents to flee Czechoslovakia in a boat. "He married a pretty girl, had some children, and they make movies too." Catherine Reitman is the creator, executive producer, writer, and star of the Canadian series Workin' Moms.- A woman (Jane Campion) winning Best Director for second year in a row. Jessica Chastain calling for us to be inspired by Tammy Faye's compassion. And more jazz hands (applause in ASL) for CODA as best picture.
BEST POST-OSCAR JOKE
Jimmy Kimmel: Denzel Washington told Will Smith, "When you're at your highest moment, be careful; that's when the devil comes for you." And Woody Harrelson was like, "NOOOO!"
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